Saturday, February 10, 2007

WOMBAT Combat

I applied for a job at Whole Foods Market. It's true. I'm growing out my hair even more and getting my ears pierced. I'm mapping out some tattoos as well... I'm gonna be a tree hugger...just not Mandan Park style...

I hope I get hired. I'll be making mad amounts of money. Especially for a 16 year old. I'm still going to work at Highgear as the bike builder and once in a while on the floor when things get busy. I don't think I'm going to save any of it. Probably just buy awesome bikes and go to as many races as I can.

The WOMBATS will be swarming me at Whole Foods. I am just a little rabbit and they are cougars ready to shred me. I'm going to need to wear one of those panic bracelets in case one tries to grab me and throw me into the back of her Range Rover. Hey, being a WOMBAT's little bitch child would have its benefits... I could get her to buy me all sorts of stuff, gimme a car, and a credit card (which I will max out and run away with).

OK...enough fantasy land here... I just hope I get the job. With or without the WOMBATS.

-Peter

Bike Update: Trek has lost my SRAM order and think they will have it by late next week. It will be done soon.

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